"I mean, I really think that I would expect somebody that's leading the country to have some kind of - some kind of courage physically, personally."

"Really? WTF is that about?"

"Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"Please tell me you’re Republicans."

"Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"At the age of six, I wanted to be a cook. At the age of seven, I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since."

"I'm so adjective! I verb nouns!"

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